Uhh. Don‘t believe the Internet!
I was clever enough to bring my own AirPort Base Station to READ_ME and to hook it up to one of the network ports on stage allowing me to liveblog from row four.
Sitting in the audience blogging about what is going on I was suddenly surprised to hear my name being announced although I was expecting to be the last speaker. What happened? Well, the organizers changed the order of the speakers and of course this change was reflected in the printed program that was given out to everybody.
But it wasn‘t changed in the online version which I was reading because I refuse diving into dead trees when I have Internet. Social glitches in a modern world.